Went to see "Heaven is for Real" last week. I had a hard time focusing on the movie due to the idiot family that sat behind us and were obviously all eating their individual THANKSGIVING DINNERS during the movie. I can understand having to hear a little popcorn crunching and coke slurping during a movie but after a while you finish it, right? Not Big Mamou and her eight super-sized kids. They arrived late and proceeded to suck, slurp, slop, gnaw, crunch, and munch their way through the entire movie.
They also had some problems getting their happy little asses comfortable in their seats because they kicked, jiggled, jostled, and knee-ed,("kneed" didn't look right, ok?) the back of our seats all through the movie. This being a nice family friendly Christian movie I felt it would be frowned upon to turn around and scream "Will y'all knock it off, I can't hear the goddamned movie?!!!!"
So I guess my review is really about the family behind me. Because I don't have a clue what was happening on the screen. Some pucker-lipped kid kept saying things to freak his family out and his Dad kept looking in on him when he slept. I think he wanted the four year old to write him a book because they seemed to be always broke, despite the fact that they lived in a gigantic farmhouse that looked reallllllllly expensive.
Whatever, the movie was ok but that family really pissed me off.
The end ~~
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